UGH!

There’s pretty much nothing I like about coffee houses. I hate having to wait in line and listen to yuppies talk about their non-fat mocha choka soy latte with half caff foam. I hate having to pay five dollars for coffee beans, water, and milk. I hate the stupid music they always play in there and I hate how I smell like a gas station when I leave the places. There are never enough chairs and the pastries I buy are always subpar…have I made my point!? I don’t mean to sound like a total grump, I promise, but for my money I’d much rather sit on my couch with my Clear 4G Internet in my lap and get work done there. I just don’t see the point in traipsing across town so I can go sit in a room and drink coffee with people I don’t know! And don’t even get me started on the commercialization of Starbucks and everything bad that represents…I guess I have an anger problem!